3 months ago on 23 February 2012 @ 7:06pm + 291 notes
via mrs-stypayhoraliksonn (originally sexy-direction)

When One Direction some to Australia and have a signing...

  • Me: YOU HAVE COME TO NARNIA! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE! LET ME LOVE YOU!! HEY ISN'T THIS SUN JUST CRAZY HOT.. MAYBE YOU WANT TO TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRTS OR SOMETHING, JUST A SUGGESTION! I DON'T WANT YOU BOYS TO OVERHEAT IN YOUR SHIRTS!! BETTER BE SAFE THAN SORRY! MAYBE WE COULD GO SWIMMING AND THEN YOU CAN KISS ME ALRIGHT? BTW YOU CAN RIDE MUCH MORE THAN KANGAROOS HERE IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ;) YOU SHOULD MOVE OUT HERE AND THEN WE CAN GET MARRIED OR MAYBE I COULD COME BACK TO LONDON WITH YOU?!?! OH I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT YOU GUYS ARE COMPLETE AND UTTER SEX GODS AND MY BODY IS TOTALLY READY FOR YOU, JUST COME TO MY BED ALRIGHT AND WE CAN HAVE SOME FUN!! GOD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
  • Them: lol what?
  • Me: JUST LOVE ME ALREADY!! TAKE ME RIGHT HERE ON THIS TABLE! I DON'T EVEN CARE IF PEOPLE ARE WATCHING! THEY CAN FILM IT IF THEY WANT AND TAKE PICTURES!! OR WE CAN GO BACK TO YOUR HOTEL OR MY HOUSE AND HAVE A SIXSOME! I THINK YOUR HOTEL WOULD BE BETTER BECAUSE THEN I WLL KNOW WHERE YOU ARE STAYING AND COME STALK YOU!!
  • Them: Um security...
  • Me: GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME! THATS ONE DIRECTIONS JOB!!! LOVE YOU BOYS, I'LL BE DOWN AT THE BEACH LATER COMPLETELY NAKED IF YOU WANT TO COME SEE ME!
  • Them: Okay next person!
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